Name: Absent Landlord
Brand: Cowbell Brewing Co.
Availability: InStock

Somebody laid legal claim to Blyth, Ontario, and then never turned up to look at it. Cowbell Brewing Co. named a beer after him.

Absent Landlord is the Blyth brewery's Kolsch-style ale, 5.3 percent ABV in 473 ml cans, and it is on sale at the LCBO from September 13 through October 10. The brewery's own framing of the name is direct: the beer is named after the person who claimed the town but never actually showed up.

That leaves Cowbell in the unusual position of selling a beer built entirely around the idea of not delivering. Its marketing leans into the gap, describing the ale as one that "delivers where he didn't."

The beer itself is a straightforward read on a restrained style. Cowbell describes it as light-bodied and quietly complex, with floral and citrus-forward hops set against a smooth malt character and a crisp finish. The brewery's tasting notes run bright, floral, and - in a line that does the naming joke a second time - surprisingly present.

Kolsch is a useful style for this kind of understatement. It is brewed with ale yeast but fermented cool and conditioned cold, which produces something closer to a lager in clarity and finish while retaining a little more fruit character than a true lager would carry. Cowbell's keg listing for the same beer records 18 IBU and puts the color at 5 SRM, numbers consistent with a pale, lightly bittered ale meant to disappear cleanly rather than linger.

For pairings, the brewery points toward soft cheese, grilled meats and pastries.

The LCBO sale runs through October 10. After that, the landlord returns to his usual habits.

Editor’s Take

Naming a beer after a man whose entire documented contribution was not showing up is a choice I have enormous time for. Blyth got claimed by someone who then declined to attend, and roughly two centuries later the town's brewery has turned that no-show into a 5.3 percent Kolsch. There is a species of revenge in this that operates on a timescale most of us lack the patience for.\n\nThe joke also happens to fit the beer, which is the part that elevates it above a pun on a can. Kolsch is the style that refuses to make a scene - ale yeast fermented cool, conditioned cold, the whole thing engineered to be clean and gone. It is a beer defined by what it declines to leave behind. Cowbell's own tasting note is "surprisingly present," which for a Kolsch is genuinely the correct ambition and, for a landlord, would have been a low bar cleared. The brewery suggests soft cheese, grilled meats and pastries, and I would point at the pastries: a delicate floral ale against something buttery is an underrated Sunday.

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Absent Landlord Is Named for the Man Who Never Came to Blyth

Cowbell named its Kolsch-style ale after the landlord who claimed Blyth and never turned up. The 5.3 percent ale is on sale at the LCBO through October 10, which is more than he ever managed.

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